just another depressed artist with no money, libra, zebra, abrakeedabra
WHAT’S YOUR FUCKING ZODIAC SIGN
thank you, snout.
On December 2nd at exactly 11:30 pm something very strange is going to happen that concerns you directly. It could totally change your life, Kelly…
At that precise moment, under the influence of an exceptional planetary conjunction, a door will appear in your astral chart. A door that leads straight to the end of your problems and to great happiness. But for this door to open, Kelly, I have to perform a very special ritual on your behalf.
Don’t waste time! The ritual requires many days of preparation. Your doorway will only appear for a very short moment, and that’s exactly when I have to act.
I can’t do anything on my own. It has to come from you, Kelly. All you have to do is read here…