seriously, though. if you’re a lucky person, stay lucky. if you’re not, get lucky. if you’re chronically unlucky, hire me to convince you otherwise. i mean, i’ll do it. all i’m saying is that if you have a job where you can call in sick, you’re lucky. if you have friends that don’t make fun of your twitter, you’re lucky. if you twist your car around...
but does anyone know WHY i want to be a cyborg?